Sunday, May 30, 2010

Ideas Matter: A Platonic Dialogue by MC Complete

David:  You know, you're beginning to sound a lot like George.  Are you becoming an idealist in your old age?

Daniel:  Yes and no.  Have you read Stewart Shapiro's book, "Thinking About Mathematics"?

David:  Of course I have.  That's an excellent book.  The only thing that I don't like about it is that there's no section about me.

Daniel:  Remember how Shapiro distinguishes between two kinds of mathematical realism?

David:  Yes, "ontological realism" and "truth-value realism".  An "ontological realist" believes that numbers exist as objects, whereas a "truth-value realist" believes that mathematical statements are true, but that the numbers and other mathematical things do not really exist as objects.

Daniel: I'm a truth-value realist.

David:  About what?  About math?

Daniel:  About life, the universe, and everything.  About matter, you could say.  That's why I wouldn't call myself an idealist, even though I strongly sympathize with the subjective idealist position.

David:  You're suggesting that matter is not ontologically real, but it's real in truth-value?  How could that be?  If matter is not ontologically real, how can it be anything?

Daniel:  I mean that atoms, molecules, stars, plants, animals, building blocks, tennis balls etc. may not be ontologically real, but statements made about them are true (or, sometimes false, according to the common-sense criteria for these things).  You just need to do a little bit of reinterpretation.

David:  Sure, that's what you were saying in your last blog post, that science can be philosophically justified if you reinterpret it.  But why is that not subjective idealism?

Daniel:  Can you stand on the pavement for a minute?

David:  Another experiment?

Daniel:  Now take this wooden block.

David:  Wow!  That's beautiful!  Where did you get that?

Daniel:  At the toy store on Rothschild, if you can believe that.  Now put it down on the pavement and roll it.

David tries to roll the block.

Daniel:  How does it roll?

David:  Not very well.  It doesn't really roll at all.

Daniel:  Why not?

David:  I don't know.  Because it's a block, I guess.

Daniel:  Right, it's shaped like a cube.  Here's another one from the same set.  Stack it on top of the first one.

David:  These things are really spectacular.  How many of them do you have?

Daniel:  There were eleven in the set, but I only brought two of them.  Now give me back the blocks and come back to the sidewalk.

David:  Are we done with the experiment?

Daniel:  Here's the tennis ball from my last post.  Roll this.  And here's another tennis ball.  Can you stack it on top of the first one?

David:  No, these tennis balls don't stack...

Daniel:  Very good, I'll take back the balls.

David:  Anything else?  Pyramids?

Daniel:  No, that's it.  Now, let's talk about what just happened.  You were on the pavement for a few minutes, then you were on the sidewalk.

David:  I don't know, maybe I wasn't.

Daniel:  But you remember being on the pavement then on the sidewalk, and playing with blocks and tennis balls.

David:  Yes, I remember it well.

Daniel:  We could talk about two memory streams, one composed of ordered, contiguous remembered moments on the pavement, and one composed of moments on the sidewalk.

David:  That sounds like a good way of thinking about it.

Daniel:  What is the difference between those two memory streams?

David:   I don't know.  There are a lot of differences.  What are you getting at?

Daniel:  In each stream, you were playing with two objects, but on the pavement you couldn't roll the objects, they stacked well, and they had straight edges. All of those properties are properties of the memory stream, not a quality of any single moment of memory.

David:  Properties of the memory stream.  OK, that makes sense.

Daniel:  So you generalize over these disparate properties of the memory stream with a single property, and say that on the pavement you were playing with balls.

David:  But the balls would only be a property of the memory stream, not objects with a distinct ontological existence.

Daniel:  That's exactly what I'm saying.  Matter is a property of memory streams.  Or, any material object is a property of a memory stream.

David:  That kind of makes sense, but weren't you going to distance yourself from subjective idealism?  It still sounds like idealism to me.

Daniel:  I think that our common sense notions of matter are correct, they just need a little bit of reinterpretation.

David:  So you're saying that our common sense notions of matter are correct in the sense that they're incorrect.

Daniel:  No.  Our common sense notions of matter are correct in the particulars.  The necessary reinterpretation is in the realm of the extremely general.

David:  But you're not saying something that a subjective idealist would disagree with.  At best, you're providing better tools of analysis.

Daniel:  So call it analytical philosophy.  The bottom line is this: George always says that matter is a delusion.  I say that, when correctly viewed, matter is a property of a memory stream.  Matter isn't a delusion, it's an illusion.  It's the perfect illusion.  And the perfect illusion is equivalent to reality.

Ideas Matter: A Platonic Dialogue by MC Complete

David:  You know, you're beginning to sound a lot like George.  Are you becoming an idealist in your old age?

Daniel:  Yes and no.  Have you read Stewart Shapiro's book, "Thinking About Mathematics"?

David:  Of course I have.  That's an excellent book.  The only thing that I don't like about it is that there's no section about me.

Daniel:  Remember how Shapiro distinguishes between two kinds of mathematical realism?

David:  Yes, "ontological realism" and "truth-value realism".  An "ontological realist" believes that numbers exist as objects, whereas a "truth-value realist" believes that mathematical statements are true, but that the numbers and other mathematical things do not really exist as objects.

Daniel: I'm a truth-value realist.

David:  About what?  About math?

Daniel:  About life, the universe, and everything.  About matter, you could say.  That's why I wouldn't call myself an idealist, even though I strongly sympathize with the subjective idealist position.

David:  You're suggesting that matter is not ontologically real, but it's real in truth-value?  How could that be?  If matter is not ontologically real, how can it be anything?

Daniel:  I mean that atoms, molecules, stars, plants, animals, building blocks, tennis balls etc. may not be ontologically real, but statements made about them are true (or, sometimes false, according to the common-sense criteria for these things).  You just need to do a little bit of reinterpretation.

David:  Sure, that's what you were saying in your last blog post, that science can be philosophically justified if you reinterpret it.  But why is that not subjective idealism?

Daniel:  Can you stand on the pavement for a minute?

David:  Another experiment?

Daniel:  Now take this wooden block.

David:  Wow!  That's beautiful!  Where did you get that?

Daniel:  At the toy store on Rothschild, if you can believe that.  Now put it down on the pavement and roll it.

David tries to roll the block.

Daniel:  How does it roll?

David:  Not very well.  It doesn't really roll at all.

Daniel:  Why not?

David:  I don't know.  Because it's a block, I guess.

Daniel:  Right, it's shaped like a cube.  Here's another one from the same set.  Stack it on top of the first one.

David:  These things are really spectacular.  How many of them do you have?

Daniel:  There were eleven in the set, but I only brought two of them.  Now give me back the blocks and come back to the sidewalk.

David:  Are we done with the experiment?

Daniel:  Here's the tennis ball from my last post.  Roll this.  And here's another tennis ball.  Can you stack it on top of the first one?

David:  No, these tennis balls don't stack...

Daniel:  Very good, I'll take back the balls.

David:  Anything else?  Pyramids?

Daniel:  No, that's it.  Now, let's talk about what just happened.  You were on the pavement for a few minutes, then you were on the sidewalk.

David:  I don't know, maybe I wasn't.

Daniel:  But you remember being on the pavement then on the sidewalk, and playing with blocks and tennis balls.

David:  Yes, I remember it well.

Daniel:  We could talk about two memory streams, one composed of ordered, contiguous remembered moments on the pavement, and one composed of moments on the sidewalk.

David:  That sounds like a good way of thinking about it.

Daniel:  What is the difference between those two memory streams?

David:   I don't know.  There are a lot of differences.  What are you getting at?

Daniel:  In each stream, you were playing with two objects, but on the pavement you couldn't roll the objects, they stacked well, and they had straight edges. All of those properties are properties of the memory stream, not a quality of any single moment of memory.

David:  Properties of the memory stream.  OK, that makes sense.

Daniel:  So you generalize over these disparate properties of the memory stream with a single property, and say that on the pavement you were playing with balls.

David:  But the balls would only be a property of the memory stream, not objects with a distinct ontological existence.

Daniel:  That's exactly what I'm saying.  Matter is a property of memory streams.  Or, any material object is a property of a memory stream.

David:  That kind of makes sense, but weren't you going to distance yourself from subjective idealism?  It still sounds like idealism to me.

Daniel:  I think that our common sense notions of matter are correct, they just need a little bit of reinterpretation.

David:  So you're saying that our common sense notions of matter are correct in the sense that they're incorrect.

Daniel:  No.  Our common sense notions of matter are correct in the particulars.  The necessary reinterpretation is in the realm of the extremely general.

David:  But you're not saying something that a subjective idealist would disagree with.  At best, you're providing better tools of analysis.

Daniel:  So call it analytical philosophy.  The bottom line is this: George always says that matter is a delusion.  I say that, when correctly viewed, matter is a property of a memory stream.  Matter isn't a delusion, it's an illusion.  It's the perfect illusion.  And the perfect illusion is equivalent to reality.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Thoughts on Avot 1:4

"Antigonus, leader of Socho, received the tradition from Shimon the Righteous.  He used to say: be not like servants who serve the master for the sake of receiving a reward; instead be like servants who serve their master not for the sake of receiving a reward.  And may the awe of Heaven be upon you."  (Artscroll translation of Chapters of the Fathers 1:4)

Antigonus is telling us that, in our relationship with God, we should be like forced laborers, not like paid laborers.  We should not see ourselves as God's employees but rather as God's slaves.  What the Artscroll translates as "the awe of Heaven" might be better translated as "the fear of Heaven."  Just as the slave's ultimate motivation for serving his master is fear, so too our ultimate motivation for serving our Master must be fear.  As the Artscroll comments on the phrase "awe of Heaven", "This reverence must be maintained even though one has great love for God, for awe will inhibit one from transgressing His laws, while love not complemented by fear may lead one to take excessive liberties."

If God can be compared to a slave master, He must be compared to a very benevolent slave master, though I would guess that most earthly masters have not been benevolent at all.  A benevolent slave master "gives" many things to his slaves: food, a place to live, clothes, etc.  However, none of these things are given as payment for the slave's labor.  They are given by the master out of his feeling of responsibility for his slaves, out of his personal relationship with his slaves, out of his generosity.  With an employee, on the other hand, no matter how good his relationship with his employer, the paycheck is always given in exchange for the labor.  It's nothing personal, it's a quid pro quo.  For the tzaddik, the blessings that he receives are never received in exchange for the tzaddik's mitzvot; rather, they flow from God's love and generosity.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Science does not Make Predictions: a Platonic Dialogue by MC Complete

Daniel:  What do you think about science?  Do you believe in it?

David:  I don't believe in science.  There is no philosophical justification for science.  Science is based on inductive reasoning, which is unjustifiable.  Science is also based on memory, that is, science assumes that our memories are a reliable record of the past.  Philosophically speaking, however, there's no justification for believing our memories.  The accepted theories of the scientific community are based on countless numbers of experiments, but how do we know that those experiments actually happened?

Daniel:  In other words, science makes predictions about the future based on the past, but you don't believe in the future or the past, and therefore you don't believe in science.

David:  Cute, but crude.

Daniel:  But maybe that's only according to the conventional interpretation of science.  Maybe science can be reinterpreted so that you wouldn't object it to it.

David:  Really?  I'd be surprised.  Well, let's hear it.

Daniel:  What if you understand science as being descriptive, not predictive.  In other words, interpret science as being a description of the past, with nothing to say about the future.

David:  Well, if you say that science is about the past, then you still have the memory problem.

Daniel:  What if you understand science as not being about the actual past, but the apparent past?  In other words, what appears to have happened may not be the same as what actually happened, but science is about what appears to have happened.

David:  I hadn't thought of that.

Daniel pulls a tennis ball out of his backpack.

Daniel:  Will you hold this for a minute?

David:  What is this, some kind of philosophy experiment?

Daniel:  You know me too well.  Throw it up in the air.

David throws the ball up in the air and it drops on the ground.  Daniel picks it up and gives it back to David.

Daniel:  No, no, throw it up in the air and catch it.

David: OK...

Daniel:  Do it ten times.

David:  OK, this better be good...

Daniel:  Thank you.  Well done, well done.  Now.  Did you just throw the ball and catch it 11 times?

David:  I don't know.  How should I know?

Daniel:  But you remember throwing it and catching it.

David:  Certainly I remember it, but I don't know if it actually happened.

Daniel:  According to your memories, though, did it come down every time?  Did it ever continue into the sky, or stop and hover in midair?

David:  Sure, according to my memories, it did come down every time.

Daniel:  So you would never say, "What goes up must come down."  But you might say, "What goes up seems to have come down."

David:  Crude, but cute.

Daniel:  So every time a scientist says something like, "What goes up must come down," you just need to interpret it as "What goes up seems to have come down."  When a scientist says something like "F = (Gm1m2)/r", you just need to interpret it as "In the past, F apparently = (Gm1m2)/r".

David:  Cute.  So this is a skeptical interpretation of science?

Daniel:  Yes and no.  I'd call it a conservative interpretation, not a skeptical interpretation in particular.  It's an interpretation that even a skeptic can love.  But even a hard-core realist like your friend John can accept this interpretation.  This interpretation simply frees science from its dependency on induction and memory.  These questions become orthogonal.  Everyone can accept my interpretation of science.  If you happen to believe in induction, for some reason, so much the better, you can then take science and apply it to the future.

David:  Everyone can accept your interpretation, you say.

Daniel:  IMAO.

David:  Cute, Daniel, very cute.  I'll have to sleep on it.

Monday, March 22, 2010

consumer ballad

It's Friday and we've got a lot to do
There's brisket to braise and cholent to stew
There's parsley to soak and tea essence to brew
There's humidifiers to fill and lightbulbs to unscrew
I knew I should have listened to my guru
When he told me to beware of Orthodox Jews
But now I'm signed sealed and delivered to my Tel Aviv yeshiva
And I gotta go get some chopped liver
'Cause Friday is Abba's day at the tzorchania
No women allowed north of Carlebach
To you it may be just a hole in the wall
But it's my Chasidic shopping mall

(chorus)
Tzorchania
I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball
Tzorchania
I'm having such a good time, don't want to stop at all
Out shopping and I'm having a good time
Out shopping and I'm having a ball
At my Chasidic shopping mall

I'm a crazy diamond
Like Paul Simon
Always parsley sage and rosemary thyming
Just in time for the last call for hala rolls
Yes sir yi yi three bags full
I'm in a river of gold like I was Billy Joel
And I feel like I'm going to lose control
I've got a shopping cart ready to reload
I'm going to go whoa whoa like it was Trader Joe's

A bottle of Diet Sprite yeah
I like to eat frozen treats that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
I'm shopping at the speed of light
I'm going to buy a tout-banana candy for you
I'm shopping, I'm shopping, oy yoy yoy
I'm shopping, I'm shopping, I like it

(chorus)

Navigating the tzorchania can be complex
Because these aisles are skinnier than Slim Shady's body mass index
I feel like a Tyrannosaurus Rex in Anne Frank's annex
And I just got a call on my Nexus
My wife wants me home for breakfast in six minutes
My shopping trip is finished, but didn't I just begin it?

(chorus)

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Twitter

The ceilings in the Yeshivat Har Etzion bet midrash are very high, and the windows do not have screens, at least they didn't when I was there 15 years ago, so it was not uncommon (don't tell George Orwell I just used a double negative) to see birds flying in the bet midrash.  At the time, I thought that was really cool.

One Shabbat afternoon after the shiur klali, I walked up to ask Rav Lichtenstein a question, but on the way, I stepped on something.  I looked down and I saw that it was a dead bird.  Quickly, I got paper towels, picked up the bird, and deposited it in the trash somewhere.

I think this was a big zechus for me in shamayim.  So today, when I wonder what in the world I did to deserve all the wonderful things I've been blessed with, I sometimes think of that dead bird on that Shabbat afternoon 15 years ago in Yeshivat Har Etzion.

the settlements don't make me safer

Sometimes I feel like we don't have a partner
Stay up late rereading the Hamas charter
Maybe Kahane was smarter after all
Than Rav Lichtenstein and Rav Amital
And in my dreams I still hear that call
"If we give them the West Bank, you think they're going to thank us?
Send some suicide bombs and other harmless pranks?
Import tanks from Iran?
Turn the land of Canaan into Hamastan?
It's all part of the phased plan
Don't you understand, can't you see
It ain't about the land or the sea
It's about peace with security
We all want the Palestinians to be free
But democracy is too scary
Our circumstances are extraordinary
The occupation is necessary
Apartheid?  We abhor that metaphor
Relentless struggle for peace but we're forced to choose war"
Oh yeah?  Well, I got one last question for Rabbi Raphael Schorr
What the heck are all of those settlements for?

(chorus)
This is my polemic
This is my bumper sticker
This is my attachment
Go on and double click it
This is my vanilla wafer
A treaty's just a piece of paper
But the settlements don't make me safer
They only make me sick

Now why do you look so nonplussed?
Does Israel inspire trust?
"Well, we're Jewish, so we must!"
Does Israel inspire confidence?
Is the occupation there for self-defense?
Or is it there for settlements?
'Cause the rent is too high in Jerusalem?
These are the facts on the ground and we're used to them
I just can't remember the excuse for them
I just don't understand what I read in the news
I got a bad case of the settlement blues

(chorus)

So come ride with me down Route 443
And I'll give you a lesson in political geography
Why are we occupying the West Bank, you ask?
So we can get to Modiin real real fast
But chas veshalom the Arabs should drive on their own road
If they want to get somewhere they can borrow my motor boat
I don't want to brag and I don't want to gloat
But who cares about them?  They can't even vote
I just want to end this song on a positive note
So if you feel the way I feel, I got the antidote

(chorus)